Funniest Joke Ever

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

The result is released by LaughLab research which carried out by psychologist Dr. Richard Wiseman, from the University of Hertfordshire. The research attracted more than 40,000 jokes and almost two million ratings.